Masterson's Bar Alert : This Place is a Complete F***ing Wreck .
If you’re looking for a place where your sanity will be brutally assaulted , look no further than Masterson Bar. This dump has been plagued by Peter Cornwell and Gillian McKenzie's vile antics , leaving a carnage in their wake . They are the ultimate human disasters at any gathering , with the liveliness of a moldy sponge and the decency